The Lottery

[Dinero No Mas]

I didn't hit it again.:oops:

But I guess you knew that. I'm still here.:rauch08:

[polarbear]

I didn't hit it again.:oops:

But I guess you knew that. I'm still here.:rauch08:

I'm still waiting for that big check as well, you did promise one didn't ya?


Kenny :polar:

[aintgotnun]

Fellow Texans first..... Then he can help out those to the North of our border (Everything North of the Red River).


BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!


:nansplit:

[Dinero No Mas]

Y'all know I'd share. I don't even want that much money. Wouldn't know what to do with it in the first place. We, maybe some of it.

[aintgotnun]

Y'all know I'd share. I don't even want that much money. Wouldn't know what to do with it in the first place. We, maybe some of it.

Happy to hear you would share kind sir. As would I. But I've learned from my ever so loving wife that unless I buy a ticket I'll never win. :oops:

[ms_tapestry]

I'd share too. I'd buy y'all a beer. Okay, maybe two. . . okay, and maybe a shot of crown. But that's it.

[aintgotnun]

I'd share too. I'd buy y'all a beer. Okay, maybe two. . . okay, and maybe a shot of crown. But that's it.

Heck,

I'd settle for a cold beer or two. I'm easy...... At least that's what the wife says. :D

[polarbear]

I'll hang around for a shot of crown or two, and a good cigar to go with em.:trink38:



Kenny :polar:

[foxyrider]

Don't ya just HATE those people that win and then say..."no this money isn't going to change my lifesyle".

Dumb azz! Of coarse it is...and if it doesn't then give it to me so I can show ya how...

[Markcuda]

If I hit it, I will think of all yous, I really will:nanagolf:

[ms_tapestry]

If I hit it, I will think of all yous, I really will:nanagolf:
Your kindness and generosity is much appreciated sir. :D

[Dinero No Mas]

If I hit it, I will think of all yous, I really will:nanagolf:

On your way to your new private island in the South Pacific?

[Suecuda]

I guess it's for the best that I don't hit it, I wouldn't know what to do with that much money. :454:

[kd5cqt]

I haven't even seen a number I had picked come up anywhere in the winning sequence of numbers on any lottery I have played (like if I pick a 2 as one of the numbers, 2 never appears on the winning combo). Now hoping the lottery of lawyers and insurance comes up a winner. Tonya, I'd then spring for at least one bottle of that crown reserve to share with you. Dammit, you got me hooked on the stuff.

[ms_tapestry]

Tonya, I'd then spring for at least one bottle of that crown reserve to share with you. Dammit, you got me hooked on the stuff.
It's as smooth as silk, isn't it? I must say I'd like to try some more of the suede stuff too. . .

[kd5cqt]

Always have a lot of that "Suede Stuff"!

[ms_tapestry]

Always have a lot of that "Suede Stuff"!:D

[txhawg]

If I hit, I would throw one hell of a party. I'm talking like putting an entire cow on a spinner over a bonfire kind of party.

Dang, now I'm hungry again.

[aintgotnun]

If I hit, I would throw one hell of a party. I'm talking like putting an entire cow on a spinner over a bonfire kind of party.

Dang, now I'm hungry again.

I'll be there!!! :D :nansplit:

[ms_tapestry]

I'll be there!!! :D :nansplit:Me too! :musik05:

[Dinero No Mas]

I'll be there!!! :D :nansplit:

Me too! :musik05:

Count me in.

[Ejectr]

Just had a $40 Million lottery game here over the 4th holiday with a grand prize of $20 Million.

My buddy sold the winning ticket at his convenience store and got a $200,000 commission for selling the winning ticket.

Like the true man he is...he's getting his daughter a new bicycle and a walk in cooler to keep the beer cold in his store.

[MRimmer]

Just my Luck


http://www.mikerimmer.com/fun/ticket.wmv


Thanks to aintgotnun for reminding me I had that

[aintgotnun]

Just had a $40 Million lottery game here over the 4th holiday with a grand prize of $20 Million.

My buddy sold the winning ticket at his convenience store and got a $200,000 commission for selling the winning ticket.

Like the true man he is...he's getting his daughter a new bicycle and a walk in cooler to keep the beer cold in his store.

That's great!:ymca:

[aintgotnun]

Just my Luck


http://www.mikerimmer.com/fun/ticket.wmv


Thanks to aintgotnun for reminding me I had that

That is flippin funny!!! :nansplit:

[ms_tapestry]

:pin:That's what I'm talking about! :4Grinin:

[Dinero No Mas]

Just a quick update:

Here it is almost four years later and I still haven't hit.

I still have a lot of good friends and I'm still riding and I'm still on the right side of the grass.

I guess life ain't so bad.

[Wind]

Oh, to hit one of the really big ones....
I'd have the time of my life writing big checks.

[d190]

Somebody here in Bakers-Patch hit a $51 mil this week....

[Dinero No Mas]

Somebody here in Bakers-Patch hit a $51 mil this week....

Too bad it wasn't you.

You would remember my address, wouldn't you?

[d190]

Too bad it wasn't you.

You would remember my address, wouldn't you?

If I am going to give my money away...I want a short skirt to be bringing me beer while I give the money to the Mob......

[Dinero No Mas]

If I am going to give my money away...I want a short skirt to be bringing me beer while I give the money to the Mob......

I don't look good in a skirt.

[Wind]

Some guy down the street used to go flying by in his Ferrari (sp). Its supposed to be 35 mph. So I go down to his house and tell him to slow down or I'll call the cops. While I was there I see about a million dollars worth of cars sitting around. He was very nice and did slow down. Its been about two years and he never speeds any more.
Why? because he knew I was serious about calling the cops.
I look this guy up. Black guy, shady part of town, wins 25+ million lottery, gets about 12 after lump sum pay out and taxes. Buys a house down from me for 1.6 million. Has had several speeding tickets, a drunk driving, and been arrested for beating up his girlfriend at the airport.
He's being a good neighbor now. He doesn't need me or anyone else calling the cops on him any more.