Thread Drift...

[GrayRider]

...most of y'all can't stay on topic anyway.

[MRimmer]

mary had a little lamb

[Desert Angel]

What topic would you like to stay on top of???

[Screamin' Eagle]

...most of y'all can't stay on topic anyway.

U recon?????? :confused:

[smooshy]

I like beer

[Bear]

I like drag racing

[Chopper]

I like beer


ME TOO

[Bear]

I like beer

Canadian Beer :cool:

[Desert Angel]

Chili Beer

[Screamin' Eagle]

Teeth busting cold beer in aluminum bottles!!!!!! :cool:

[Mrs. Bear]

I like quadding.

[Screamin' Eagle]

......in your birthday suit?????? :rolleyes:

[Bear]

I like quadding in my birthday suit to :eek:

[Screamin' Eagle]

I remember that pic from long ago...... :eek:

[bluvet79]

If we are what we are here, what were we over there?

[Mrs. Bear]

......in your birthday suit?????? :rolleyes:
Why not. I have on a hat gloves and stockings.

[GrayRider]

I'm sure it won't hold up,...but I just passed DNM's post count.

[Screamin' Eagle]

Probably not...... :rolleyes:

[Unregistered]

Thread Drift, Anarchist Thread, Free Flowing Thread or whatever you call it good on ya!

GrayRider don’t even think about it, Jim’s just toying with ya. :confused: He must be wearing mittens?

[Screamin' Eagle]

Dinero No Mas might even have both hands tied behind his back...... :rolleyes:

[Dinero No Mas]

I'm watching football and riding. What are you doing?

[Screamin' Eagle]

Freezing my tail off at this current time...... :eek:

It's supposed to be close to 60 this afternoon and I'm going for a stroll!!!!!! :cool:

[Dinero No Mas]

Harley doesn't list an 8 track player. Anyone have an after market source?

[Desert Angel]

What is an 8 track player???

[Mrs. Bear]

I remember. My dad had an eight track tape of dirty jokes. We used to sneak down and listen to it:D

[MRimmer]

I am sitting here on my bean bag, neekid eating cheetoes, watching Robert Tilton on tv.

[Desert Angel]

I am sitting here on my bean bag, neekid eating cheetoes, watching Robert Tilton on tv.

Watch what you touch with them hands while eating cheetoes, you don't want things turning orange! Do ya??

[Mrs. Bear]

I am sitting here on my bean bag, neekid eating cheetoes, watching Robert Tilton on tv.

:eek:

[Mrs. Bear]

Watch what you touch with them hands while eating cheetoes, you don't want things turning orange! Do ya??

:eek: :eek:

[Screamin' Eagle]

I am sitting here on my bean bag, neekid eating cheetoes, watching Robert Tilton on tv.

Holy chit!!!!!! :eek:

[Bear]

It's better than beaten black and blue :eek:

[Dinero No Mas]

Mississippi is a very strange place.

[Desert Angel]

Mississippi is a very strange place.

I don't think it is the state, Maybe the people who live there??

[Dinero No Mas]

I don't think it is the state, Maybe the people who live there??

Are they relocated Kalifornicators?

[Screamin' Eagle]

Could be...... :rolleyes:

[Bear]

Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.

[smooshy]

Mississippi is a very strange place.

Yep :cool:

[Screwball]

Is this the thread where I can really run my post count up withhout saying much???

[Screwball]

Is this the thread where I can really run my post count up withhout saying much two

[Screwball]

Is this the thread where I can really run my post count up withhout saying much three

[Screwball]

Is this the thread where I can really run my post count up withhout saying much four

[Desert Angel]

Is this the thread where I can really run my post count up withhout saying much four

The rate you are going you should bet DNM in no time! But he has been slacking!

[Screwball]

:) :( :confused:

[Screwball]

Is this the thread where I can really run my post count up withhout saying much???


:D :o :rolleyes:

[Dinero No Mas]

Screwball, you are a screwball. And I say that with love.

[Screamin' Eagle]

I recon...... :rolleyes:

[tundra]

Man, this popcorn is salty...

[tundra]

I need some soda...

[Bear]

Warm enough for you

[Screamin' Eagle]

Warm enough for you

Yup......

I put up the outside Christmas decorations in a short sleeve shirt.

[Dinero No Mas]

I rode for awhile. Gonna ride some more tomorrow. Guess what I'm doing Sunday? Yep. Riding.

[Screamin' Eagle]

Ride it like you stole it!!!!!! :cool:

[bluvet79]

I like Pie

[Dinero No Mas]

I like Pie

Sometimes apple, somtimes pumpkin, sometimes pecan.

[Screamin' Eagle]

I wonder if GrayRider likes pie...... :confused:

[tundra]

Pie Rules.

[bluvet79]

I also like Cake, Chocolate mostly.

[Desert Angel]

I also like Cake, Chocolate mostly.

Do you like it with nuts???

[Dinero No Mas]

I wonder if GrayRider likes pie...... :confused:

Mexican Frito Pie

[N00DLES]

HERE KITTY kitty kitty.........................:D

[N00DLES]

Smoochy likes beer~:D

[N00DLES]

What time is it?

[N00DLES]

No one is in the chat room!

[N00DLES]

How many post will this page hold?

[N00DLES]

Christmas is just around the corner~

[N00DLES]

you have to wait 30 seconds before you can repost~

[N00DLES]

I`m hungry~~~~~~~~~~~

[N00DLES]

Knock, knock..........

[N00DLES]

this is # 10

[N00DLES]

You can sell IT on E-Bay~

[Screamin' Eagle]

You can sell IT on E-Bay~

You're kidding?!?!?!?!?!?! :eek:

[N00DLES]

Am i banned yet?

[bluvet79]

It's orange, it's on the sidewalk and it has green spots but I still don't know what it is.

[Unregistered]

As my pal Joe Friday used to say “Just the facts”
I’m not searching for my inner child, I’m hiding from the adult me.

smile with your bottom teeth

[Dinero No Mas]

To err is human.

[Desert Angel]

I once was lost but now I have found myself!!

[Dinero No Mas]

Do you like what you found?

[Screamin' Eagle]

Do you like what you found?

Good question...... :confused:

[MRimmer]

What the answer?

[Screamin' Eagle]

Who knows??????

[MRimmer]

What?

[Screamin' Eagle]

Huh?????? :wtf:

[Desert Angel]

Y'all are lost!

[Screamin' Eagle]

Damn straight......

We be lost!!!!!! :sleep:

[Desert Angel]

Hide and seek was always fun!

[Screamin' Eagle]

Yup...... :527:

[MRimmer]

whos hiding?

[Desert Angel]

not me!

[Bear]

I am, it's 2 F outside

[Dinero No Mas]

"I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in."

[MRimmer]

My condition is good for the most part

[Screamin' Eagle]

My condition is fine for now but we're headed out for dinner...... :trink39:

[Unregistered]

I use conditioner near about everyday just to be in the condition I'm in

[Dinero No Mas]

I use conditioner near about everyday just to be in the condition I'm in

Pantene?

[ginger]

If we are what we are here, what were we over there?



well, then, whose on first:HaHaHa:

[ginger]

I am, it's 2 F outside



can ya say.............inney?:tmi:

[Unregistered]

Pantene?
Huh, no no no I was talk about coffee, gas, and oil

[Dinero No Mas]

OK I'm lost, which isn't to hard for me

How is coffee a conditioner?

It changes your condition from asleep to awake.

[Unregistered]

coffee, gas, & oil
without them I would be in no condition to leave the spot.
With them I can spread the joy & happiness in a very shiny world. lmao

[Unregistered]

what’s my thread count now?
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never mind I see it

[kd5cqt]

coffee, gas, & oil
without them I would be in no condition to leave the spot.
With them I can spread the joy & happiness in a very shiny world. lmao

You about out of Dark Roast yet?

[N00DLES]

You about out of Dark Roast yet?

I am but your not~

[N00DLES]

I need to pee~

[N00DLES]

Am i banned yet?

~your getting there~:sleep:

[Screamin' Eagle]

~your getting there~:sleep:

Do you actually think so?????? :unsure:

[N00DLES]

Do you actually think so?????? :unsure:

~I believe in myself,,,,,,,,,,I THINK~

[Screamin' Eagle]

Well......

You should!!!!!! :cool:

[N00DLES]

If you had Two/too & didn't want Two/too..........What would you do?

[Screamin' Eagle]

Just do it!!!!!!

[N00DLES]

Just do it!!!!!!

I did, remember, i need to pee~

[Screamin' Eagle]

I understand......

[Unregistered]

You about out of Dark Roast yet?

Been using a gnarly French roast at near double strength. Works pretty good? I’m having some now before going to a company dinner.

I’m ok without it, most people stayed back when I was on high test Community anyway? Ya know I miss that part the most <bg>

Good to hear from ya, keep smiling
Will

[Dinero No Mas]

“Live each day to the fullest. Live each day with enthusiasm, optimism and hope. If you do, I am convinced that your contribution to this wonderful experiment we call America will be profound.”

—Ronald Reagan

[N00DLES]

Did a crane really fall on a firetruck?

[kd5cqt]

Will #5 LSU get to play in the Rose Bowl against Michigan, or will #10 Notre Dame win out because they get better press and TV ratings?

[Desert Angel]

Expresso is even better!

[Ol' Gringo]

I seem to have lost my train of thought. Has anyone seen it?

[Ol' Gringo]

It was such a pretty train. ..... It reminds me of the time when, ...... Darn! there it goes again.

[Ol' Gringo]

I'm getting so forgetful, my wife is going to let me hide my own Easter Eggs, next year. .. . . . . Or did I do that last year??? .... Oh well, anyway, What was I saying??

[Screamin' Eagle]

What was I saying??

:unsure:

[Dinero No Mas]

Is yours one track also?

[Ol' Gringo]

Is yours one track also?

Speaking of 8 track players, I still have one, but all my 8 track tapes are rotten.

I should see what I can get for it on ebay.

[polarbear]

Speaking of 8 track players, I still have one, but all my 8 track tapes are rotten.

I should see what I can get for it on ebay.


You sure you didn't sell it last year and all you have are the tapes? :sleep: :olderrr:


Polarbear

[ErnieS]

What if there were no such thing as a hypothetical situation?

[phreak]

I like phree phood :D

[Screamin' Eagle]

I like phree phood :D

I agree totally...... :278:

[Desert Angel]

Free beer is even better!

[phreak]

Free beer is even better!

Ooooohh phreeee beeeeeeeeeer! :drinking:

[Screamin' Eagle]

Free beer......

Did somebody say free beer?????? :Drinkbeer:

[N00DLES]

Here kitty kitty~

[ErnieS]

Beer is gone. Jim drank it all

[Screamin' Eagle]

Damnit!!!!!! :spankbottom:

[N00DLES]

Damnit!!!!!! :spankbottom:

OH no..You said "damnit"...........your gonna get banned~:call:

[Screamin' Eagle]

Daaayuuuuum......

Crank it up and rip the knob off!!!!!! :ban:

[Dinero No Mas]

“Always will we remember the character of the onslaught against us. No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the American people in their righteous might will win through to absolute victory... so help us God.”

—Franklin D. Roosevelt

[Screamin' Eagle]

Yeah......

What he said!!!!!! :hearye:

[Screamin' Eagle]

Where is everyone?????? :unsure:

[Desert Angel]

Hiding from you!:hide2:

[Screamin' Eagle]

Hiding from you!:hide2:


:shithappens:

[N00DLES]

:shithappens:

Hang on a minute, i got to tell you something~

[Dinero No Mas]

I'm dreaming of a White Christmas......

[N00DLES]

I'm dreaming of a White Christmas......

:241: Wake up, wake up.........your face is turning white!!!~:241:

[Desert Angel]

:241: Wake up, wake up.........your face is turning white!!!~:241:


No, no Noodles that is just old age catching up with him!

[Screamin' Eagle]

That's baaaaaad!!!!!! :nono:

[Bear]

Who woke up from a dream with a face like a glazed doughnut???!!!!

[Screamin' Eagle]

It sure wasn't me...... :eek:

[N00DLES]

Who woke up from a dream with a face like a glazed doughnut???!!!!

ZZTop.........Pearl Necklaces?

[Hodawwg]

I like giving those away.

[N00DLES]

ZZTop.........Pearl Necklaces?

Shes so cold, as pure as the driven slush.
And thats not jewelry shes talkinabout, [see notes]
It really dont cost that much.

She was gettin bombed,
And I was gettin blown away,
And she took it in her hand,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.

[Hodawwg]

Shes so cold, as pure as the driven slush.
And thats not jewelry shes talkinabout, [see notes]
It really dont cost that much.

She was gettin bombed,
And I was gettin blown away,
And she took it in her hand,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.

she got a pearl necklace.:fam02:

[Screamin' Eagle]

I like it!!!!!! :241:

[polarbear]

It wreaks with sexual connotations and overtones, how disgusting and horrible! :wtf:


I likey!:241: :banana2:



Kenny :polar:

[polarbear]

Haff you seen my bafeball?

[Screamin' Eagle]

Haff you seen my bafeball?

Nope...... :unsure:

[Dinero No Mas]

Haff you seen my bafeball?

Nope...... :unsure:

And I'd guess I don't wanna.

[Screamin' Eagle]

:iagree:

[Screamin' Eagle]

Where is everyone hiding this morning?????? :hide2:

[Dinero No Mas]

There is now a new law outlawing melting down pennies and nickels for profit. Based on current metal prices, both pennies and nickels are worth more melted down. Leave it to the government to figure out a way to lose money while making money.

[Screamin' Eagle]

Leave it to the government to figure out a way to lose money while making money.

:fuctup:

[Screamin' Eagle]

Where is GrayRider?????? :unsure:

[polarbear]

He's somewhere, he keeps trying to send picture mail to my phone. And I can't even receive picture mail. heh heh


Kenny :polar:

[Screamin' Eagle]

I bet he is somewhere telling stories...... :123:

[bluvet79]

Ever wander if fish add weight to a fish tank since they float. hummmm

[Screamin' Eagle]

It definitely makes your mind want to wonder...... :unsure:

[gator]

I see a red door and I want to paint it black....whats up with that? wth

[Unregistered]

you rang? painted black :wtf: eye like it

[bluvet79]

When Airplanes are flying do they weigh anything???

[Unregistered]

Must have been driftin’ faster then thought?
Wanted to say I painted my kitchen black. Not that makes any more sense but that’s what I meant to say.

[Mrs. Bear]

I saw a house for sale that had a black kitchen. They couldn't sell it untill they repainted it white.

[N00DLES]

What the heck are ya'll typing about?

[Hodawwg]

I smelll something.

[Dinero No Mas]

Subject: Divorce

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the
custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her
feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children
into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted
custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and
replied:
"Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi
comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"

Don't laugh, he won!

[N00DLES]

and the weather is?.............

[Dinero No Mas]

Rain all day tomorrow and sunny and close to 60° on Sunday.:party1:

[Screamin' Eagle]

The weather definitely sux big time!!!!!! :223:

[Dinero No Mas]

The weather definitely sux big time!!!!!! :223:

Can you tell us anything about that SE 6-speed?

[Screamin' Eagle]

The Screamin' Eagle 6-Speed was well worth the money and it seems like I'm riding a completely different motorcycle. It's smooth as glass, awesome low speed torque and no extra transmission noise at all...... :cool:

[Dinero No Mas]

I may have to get one, one of these days. It will be a little while 'though.

[Screamin' Eagle]

It's raining this morning and GrayRider is still hiding...... :hide2:

[Screamin' Eagle]

Yoooooo Dinero......

Where is Moondog da Leadbelly?????? :unsure:

[Dinero No Mas]

I haven't seen him either.

[Screamin' Eagle]

Daaayuuuuum!!!!!! :123:

[Screamin' Eagle]

Hello everyone...... :Waving:

[polarbear]

That's way to cheerful unless you've got the Ultra out and going for a ride.


Kenny :polar:

[Screamin' Eagle]

We rode Saturday and we're gonna do it again this Saturday too!!!!!! :D

[polarbear]

May the droppings of a thousand grackles find their way to your tour pak. It may be March before my bikes see the light of day. It's 25 this a.m. and the high may make 35, snow is melting very, very, very slowly.:mad:


Kenny :polar:

[Screamin' Eagle]

May the droppings of a thousand grackles find their way to your tour pak.

Easy there big guy!!!!!! :eek:

[polarbear]

Easy there big guy!!!!!! :eek:


You mean you can hear the bars on my cage rattlin from there.:HaHaHa: I'll try to be a little louder so that f'n Jack Frost can hear them too.:boese017:


Kenny :polar:

[Screamin' Eagle]

I'll try to be a little louder so that f'n Jack Frost can hear them too.:boese017:


Kenny :polar:

I'm definitely on your side there big guy!!!!!! :D

[bluvet79]

When Fish swim up does the tank get lighter??? hmmmmm

[N00DLES]

Who don't have a fish tank?

[Dinero No Mas]

When Fish swim up does the tank get lighter??? hmmmmm

It's off set by their droppings.

[Screamin' Eagle]

I might have some catfish for lunch......

[Dinero No Mas]

I ate at the Riverside Cafe in Marble Falls today but I had a mushroom burger.

[Dinero No Mas]

The Hypnotist at the Senior Center

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and the Amazing Claude was
topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist
do his stuff.

As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike
most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique
pocket watch from his coat.

"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very
special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished sur face. Hun dreds of pairs of eyes followed the
swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and
fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.


"Shit" said the Hypnotist.



It took three days to clean up the senior center

[GrayRider]

:roflblack:

The AP :roflblack:

[MRimmer]

Lol!!!!

[bluvet79]

Does a fish tank get heavier when the fish swin down??? hmmmm