Junction, Tx.

[polarbear]

Okay, the GF and I talked it over and we're on for Junction the first week of May. Anybody have an idea as to how many rooms are available at the motel? I'll try and call this weekend for reservations, which days should I reserve? Tonya, do you feel like putting up with me and Kay one night and we'll ride down together?:241: When are you planning on going?

As you can see, we Kansans get a little cornfused about arrangements. Sounds like a lotta fun. Oh, will cold refreshments be served in case of warm weather of which I know nothing about at this time.:HaHaHa:


Thanks for the help.


Kenny :polar:

[Dinero No Mas]

That's the long way going that far west, isn't it?

I haven't even made my reservations for this year yet.

Tonya---Are we going to the Lazy T or to -----What's the other one? Sun Valley? I'll have to look it up.

[polarbear]

That's the long way going that far west, isn't it?

I haven't even made my reservations for this year yet.

Tonya---Are we going to the Lazy T or to -----What's the other one? Sun Valley? I'll have to look it up.


I know, Kay wants to take it easy going down and see the sights as we go. It's a 14 or so hours down there on two lane roads. I'm not one to take 4 lane if I don't have too.

Just pick a motel that's clean, I prefer the small mom and pop places anyway. Folks always seem pretty hospitable and willing to please at the right ones.

We're just going with the flow as this thing comes together.:HaHaHa:



Kenny :polar:

[Dinero No Mas]

Either is a small, Mom & Pop and both are very biker friendly.

We'll get it set up and let everybody know.

[Moondog da Leadbelly]

Justa question; "What's wrong with THE BIG BEND & Ft DAVIS?"

[txhawg]

As long as there's a bed and shower, I don't care.

[txhawg]

Justa question; "What's wrong with THE BIG BEND & Ft DAVIS?"

When were you planning on doing the BB?

[Moondog da Leadbelly]

When were you planning on doing the BB?

Sumtime in May, I wuz just wondering why you guyz wouldn't want to do the BIG Bend.

[N00DLES]

:call: I kinda wanta go ....

[phreak]

Kenny & Kay are coming :241:

I know we made reservations at the Lazy T before we left last year, but I would be surprised if they still had them. I'm cool with any place.

[Dinero No Mas]

Justa question; "What's wrong with THE BIG BEND & Ft DAVIS?"

Mostly because it is a tradition on the first weekend in May.

Just pick another weekend and we'll go there too.

[Moondog da Leadbelly]

Mostly because it is a tradition on the first weekend in May.

Just pick another weekend and we'll go there too.


:Angel_anim: Ah sooo :395: good point :rockon:

[polarbear]

Okay, Kay and I have our vacation set for May 1st to the 6th. That includes the weekend and some serious site seeing in West Texas. Keep me posted on what motel and a time schedule. I know there will be a few Doofs and zINTs there, not really expecting to much of an itinerary.:HaHaHa:




Kenny :polar:

[Moondog da Leadbelly]

Okay, Kay and I have our vacation set for May 1st to the 6th. That includes the weekend and some serious site seeing in West Texas. Keep me posted on what motel and a time schedule. I know there will be a few Doofs and zINTs there, not really expecting to much of an itinerary.:HaHaHa:

Kenny :polar:
Kenny there is no site seeing in west Texas LOL!
OK the PALO DURO CANYON.

http://www.palodurocanyon.com/
Gotz to drop south into s.w. Texas fer sum sites.

[txhawg]

That's what I was thinking. Let's do BB on a different weekend in May. I'm in for both

[polarbear]

It has to be better than western Kansas. You know, "Oh home on the range, where the hares and the prairie dogs play". Stand on a prairie dog mound and you may be able to see the eastern Colorado on a clear day.:HaHaHa:


Besides, I keep hearing about riding three sisters. I was tempted to leave Kay at home if this is going to get a little racy.:241::banana2:




Kenny :polar:

[Dinero No Mas]

The Three Twisted Sisters.

The Holy Trinity.

The Threes.

She'll love it.

[Moondog da Leadbelly]

The Three Twisted Sisters.

The Holy Trinity.

The Threes.

She'll love it.

least not forget the 3 hagz.:071:
kenny da 3 are in the hill country not west Texas, west Texas is NOTHING!
It's like western Kanasas without the eye candy. LOL!
The HILL COUNTRY is nice , for Texas, but it ain't going to be N.M. , Colorado, or ever the mountains of West Texas.
I highly recomend ya do them at least once.

[txhawg]

Yeah, west TX looks a lot like the part of Kansas I saw, but with oil wells. There are things out there, but they are few and very far between. There's not much but cotton fields from Palo Duro until you get down into Alpine, which is a whole lot of area and maybe the long way to get to Junction. Ms T can correct me if I'm wrong.

If you go through DFW, we have tall buildings you can look at and good CFS. :071:

[Moondog da Leadbelly]

Yeah, west TX looks a lot like the part of Kansas I saw, but with oil wells. There are things out there, but they are few and very far between. There's not much but cotton fields from Palo Duro until you get down into Alpine, which is a whole lot of area and maybe the long way to get to Junction. Ms T can correct me if I'm wrong.

If you go through DFW, we have tall buildings you can look at and good CFS. :071:

Don't forget I-35, and the sewer plant in Belton. " O that smell!"
BTW I may took off that week.
Jimbo just threw up:1079:when he read this. LOL!
I can see it now ,he be E-mailing everyonez, saying "MAKE LEAD BORED so HE'LL LEAVE!"

[Moondog da Leadbelly]

:241: I took 5/1/ thru 5/6 OFF. :241:
NOW WHAT?

[Dinero No Mas]

Don't forget I-35, and the sewer plant in Belton. " O that smell!"
BTW I may took off that week.
Jimbo just threw up:1079:when he read this. LOL!
I can see it now ,he be E-mailing everyonez, saying "MAKE LEAD BORED so HE'LL LEAVE!"

:wtf:

[Dinero No Mas]

:241: I took 5/1/ thru 5/6 OFF. :241:
NOW WHAT?

That takes care of Junction.

Now what?

[Moondog da Leadbelly]

That takes care of Junction.

Now what?

:sterb243:Kill Leadbelly :sterb243:

[Dinero No Mas]

:sterb243:Kill Leadbelly :sterb243:

:wtf:

[N00DLES]

:wtf:

:call: WAyne....MR.WAYNE, i will come over and do nothing with ya on those dates if you will take me riding in the COBRA~!!!:123:

[Dinero No Mas]

:call: WAyne....MR.WAYNE, i will come over and do nothing with ya on those dates if you will take me riding in the COBRA~!!!:123:

That's the weekend we're going to Junction.

[N00DLES]

That's the weekend we're going to Junction.

:call: WE WHO~

[Dinero No Mas]

:call: WE WHO~

Anybody that wants to come.

[kd5cqt]

Anybody that wants to come.

I WANT to, but that's end of school, and I have been threatened with death if I ain't there in my classroom this year....sort of incapacitated last year as you recall.

[Moondog da Leadbelly]

:wtf:


“ KILL LEADBELLY “ da movie

The lead character, called “Suculant Cunti” was a member of the Deadly Bagger Assassination Squad, lead by her lover “ Leadbelly” Upon realizing she was pregnant with Lead’s child, Suculant decided to escape her life as a killer. She fled to Junction,Texas, met a old man,”DNM” and on the day of their wedding, in Gay Hill, Texas, was gunned down by an angry and jealous Leadbelly (with the assistance of the Deadly Bagger Assassination Squad). Four years later, Suculunt wakes from a coma, and discovers her baby, and DNM are gone. She, then, decides to seek revenge upon the five people who destroyed her life and killed DNM’s bagger.
The saga of Kill Leadbelly Volume I begins.
Written by Ralf E. Tirebiter

[N00DLES]

~WE pause one moment for a word from our sponsers~

[Dinero No Mas]

~WE pause one moment for a word from our sponsers~

Who, in this case, must have something to do with mental health.

[Moondog da Leadbelly]

:call: WAyne....MR.WAYNE, i will come over and do nothing with ya on those dates if you will take me riding in the COBRA~!!!:123:
ya need to go to Junction, :123: I need someone to dring BUD with.:fest39:

[Moondog da Leadbelly]

Who, in this case, must have something to do with mental health.

The shocking truth about Bipolar Disorder and medication( BUD) that nobody ever talks about .
Pick up a 24 pac of BUD at your LOCO CORNvenaence store today, and don't forget to remember to............. See "KILL LEADBELL" at your LOCO theathre.
:241:" and now back to our Orginal program already in regrest.:HaHaHa:

[ms_tapestry]

That's the long way going that far west, isn't it?

I haven't even made my reservations for this year yet.

Tonya---Are we going to the Lazy T or to -----What's the other one? Sun Valley? I'll have to look it up.Lazy T works for me. . .I am in school for another week then I'll be back online. . .

Mostly because it is a tradition on the first weekend in May.

Just pick another weekend and we'll go there too.Yeah! What he said!

Kenny there is no site seeing in west Texas LOL!
OK the PALO DURO CANYON.

http://www.palodurocanyon.com/
Gotz to drop south into s.w. Texas fer sum sites.

That's what I was thinking. Let's do BB on a different weekend in May. I'm in for both
Y'all don't be knocking my West Texas when I'm not around to defend it. . .We have very big skies out here! :241:

[Moondog da Leadbelly]

"Y'all don't be knocking my West Texas when I'm not around to defend it. . .We have very big skies out here! "
Yes ya do ,me lady,:HaHaHa:from treeless horizon, to treeless horizon. :)
But folkz ,what west TX lackz in treez, it damn well makez up fer, in wonderful, free giving peoplez.:Angel_anim:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0896724263/ref=sib_dp_pt/104-1136418-8372734#reader-link

[Moondog da Leadbelly]

Whatz if we X-tendz the week to take in da BIG BEND and FT Davis, hellz , bellz we're OLny 8 hrs. away while we be in Junction.
Do DA SISTERS, Saturday, rest up hit I-10 Sunday, do da B.Bend and Ft. Davis., and head home Wednesday or Thursday?I 'll have to ask, beg fer more time off. LOL!
Da chance of all O us getting together again is small , fer later in da year,
Justa thought.
So let's hear it from ya.

[kd5cqt]

“ KILL LEADBELLY “ da movie

The lead character, called “Suculant Cunti” was a member of the Deadly Bagger Assassination Squad, lead by her lover “ Leadbelly” Upon realizing she was pregnant with Lead’s child, Suculant decided to escape her life as a killer. She fled to Junction,Texas, met a old man,”DNM” and on the day of their wedding, in Gay Hill, Texas, was gunned down by an angry and jealous Leadbelly (with the assistance of the Deadly Bagger Assassination Squad). Four years later, Suculunt wakes from a coma, and discovers her baby, and DNM are gone. She, then, decides to seek revenge upon the five people who destroyed her life and killed DNM’s bagger.
The saga of Kill Leadbelly Volume I begins.
Written by Ralf E. Tirebiter

This sounds vaguely familiar....was there any connection here to "Crazy Tits" Hersch?

[txhawg]

Whatz if we X-tendz the week to take in da BIG BEND and FT Davis, hellz , bellz we're OLny 8 hrs. away while we be in Junction.
Do DA SISTERS, Saturday, rest up hit I-10 Sunday, do da B.Bend and Ft. Davis., and head home Wednesday or Thursday?I 'll have to ask, beg fer more time off. LOL!
Da chance of all O us getting together again is small , fer later in da year,
Justa thought.
So let's hear it from ya.

I was thinking along the same lines, which really scares the living daylights out of me! I can do this. Are you planning on camping at the Big Bent?

[Dinero No Mas]

I think I'll have the time.

[phreak]

I probably wont have the time, but I can phind my way phrom Junction to home ..... wherever that may be

[txhawg]

Maybe we should call it Junction Bend or Big Junction weekend

[Moondog da Leadbelly]

Maybe we should call it Junction Bend or Big Junction weekend

:395:DA BIG BENT JUNCTION! :395:

[txhawg]

Well put, oh wise one!

Let it be deemed Da Big Bent Juction....or BBJ for short

[Moondog da Leadbelly]

Well put, oh wise one!

Let it be deemed Da Big Bent Juction....or BBJ for short


BBJ has a ring upon it,..........like a sheep in HEAT! :banana2: So be it!
BTW ladies and germz if ya want to go all the way with me.....I be needingz to know, to take mo werin' time as we know it.
Last one setting under da ROADRUNNER be LAST!

http://www.tourtexas.com/fortstockton/

[Dinero No Mas]

Leabelly---Don't forget to gas up before that last, long stretch.

[Moondog da Leadbelly]

Leabelly---Don't forget to gas up before that last, long stretch.

Quote DAVID " Hell I've been on reserve for 30 min. now."
Another great quote..." Is we taking dat beer with us? Hell I can dump all this stuff outta my bag, and have Mo ROOM."
Another quote.
Early the next morning, DNM staring into the empty cooler.
" Where's da damn beer?, there wuz a case in here last night, before we crashed.!"
DAVID;Laying on the floor ,by the cooler...replys
" I DIDN'T DRINK IT!"

[Dinero No Mas]

Quote DAVID " Hell I've been on reserve for 30 min. now."
Another great quote..." Is we taking dat beer with us? Hell I can dump all this stuff outta my bag, and have Mo ROOM."
Another quote.
Early the next morning, DNM staring into the empty cooler.
" Where's da damn beer?, there wuz a case in here last night, before we crashed.!"
DAVID;Laying on the floor ,by the cooler...replys
" I DIDN'T DRINK IT!"

One of my favorites"

"It was that damn Wayne's fault."

[Moondog da Leadbelly]

One of my favorites"

"It was that damn Wayne's fault."

"In one hand ,we have drop a gear."
In the utter hand, we have drop a bike."
NOW which one did Dave choose? :HaHaHa:

[phreak]

Leabelly---Don't forget to gas up before that last, long stretch.

Is that Bessie wearing a windshield?

[Dinero No Mas]

Is that Bessie wearing a windshield?

Yeh, but no bags.

[MajikMan]

You all CRAZEE - Coincidentally I am off work May 1st to May Whenever.

Put me in for da weed er week.

[phreak]

Yeh, but no bags.

:HaHaHa: And I thought leadbelly was one of them no windshield kinda tough guys.

[Moondog da Leadbelly]

:HaHaHa: And I thought leadbelly was one of them no windshield kinda tough guys.

Don't go firing dat gun til ya see a target, Kemobaggie.
as soon as I got back from dat trip, da wind sail, POS came off da bike.
FIRST & LAST TIME I USED ONE.
:241: Sooooo there!

:tmi: YA KILLING ME! :tmi:

[Moondog da Leadbelly]

You all CRAZEE - Coincidentally I am off work May 1st to May Whenever.

Put me in for da weed er week.

:527: Glad ta have ya Old wierd one. :071:
Nowz I gotz sumone ta drink wit.

[polarbear]

The more the merrier, lookin forward to meetin "y'all".



Kenny

[phreak]

Don't go firing dat gun til ya see a target, Kemobaggie.
as soon as I got back from dat trip, da wind sail, POS came off da bike.
FIRST & LAST TIME I USED ONE.
:241: Sooooo there!

:tmi: YA KILLING ME! :tmi:

:thumbsup:

[txhawg]

I'm a wimp, I guess, because I prefer to have my fairng and windshield catch all those junebugs when I'm going 100+

[phreak]

One of these days when I grow up, I'll have a phairing too.

[ms_tapestry]

Maybe we should call it Junction Bend or Big Junction weekendPetticoat Junction. . .I have a black lace petticoat that I've been saving for a special occasion. . . :Angel_anim:

[Moondog da Leadbelly]

One of these days when I grow up, I'll have a phairing too.


a PHAIRING?.........a PHAIRING?......ya can't have any PUDDING, if ya have AH PHAIRING!"
Fink Poyld. 1979 " THE WAUL"

[Dinero No Mas]

You know Lead, that I for one, would rather talk about ms_t's petticoats than your lack of fairing or any other lack you might have.

[Moondog da Leadbelly]

You know Lead, that I for one, would rather talk about ms_t's petticoats than your lack of fairing or any other lack you might have.

Ah jes asshoppa ....I understand.....but you would have more of chance seeing a fairing on my bike ,than MS. T's Petticoat :).

[Moondog da Leadbelly]

Hello.
Is there any phairing in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there any baggers home?

Come on, now.
I hear youre feeling old.
Well I can ease your pain,
Get you on your floorboardz again.

Relax.
I need some information first.
Just the basic facts:
Can you show me where it hurts?

There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant bagger’s smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.:Waving:
Your lips move but I cant hear what youre sayin.
When I was a child I had ....side bags.
But my Harley looked like two balloons.
Now I got that feeling once again.
I cant explain, you would not understand.
This is not how I am.
:123: For you have become comfortably bagger numb. :123:

[Dinero No Mas]

It's in the bag, man.

[phreak]

See, the way I have it phigured, a phairing is like Viagra. When you get a bit older, a phairing helps you ride all day, and the Viagra helps you ride all night. :123:

[Dinero No Mas]

See, the way I have it phigured, a phairing is like Viagra. When you get a bit older, a phairing helps you ride all day, and the Viagra helps you ride all night. :123:

Not exactly.

It is more like the wisdom acquired riding the road.

The young think suffering is cool. The older actually know what cool is.

[phreak]

So what's Leadbelly's excuse?




:HaHaHa:

[Dinero No Mas]

So what's Leadbelly's excuse?




:HaHaHa:

Senile Dementia brought on by alcoholic brain pickling.

[Moondog da Leadbelly]

Ya killing me:HaHaHa:
1- I've ridden ,(test ride) bagger's they don't FEEL right FOR ME.
so this is no slam.Different spokes for different folks.
They feel out of balance, tons of wind resistance, and are slower than a regular bike.
2- Riding a bike with the wind hitting me , is what I like.
Bessie is lowered ,ridez like a tank, and I love it, I feel the road.( sometimes TOO MUCH)
Every car and bike I have ever had I set up like this.
3- AT 61 I'm in damn good shape, still enjoy the challenge of riding a purest bike.( that's a name I've heard from other none baggers. Yes there are some of us out here.LOL)
Hell last Aug. I rode from LOveland CO. to Belton, TX. ( 960 miles by my tripometer) in 21.5 hrs. and I loved it.Just me, my bike, and the wind.:241:
I do wear a FULL-FACE helmet.
Now on the utter hand, years ago, I sez..I'll NEVER ride a HARLEY, they're TOO DAMN SLOW" LOL so I guess I have slowed down some.:241:
So maybe when I hit 80, I may get a bagger.
4- For right now the biggest thing I miss by not having a bagger is my MUSIC.
I do enjoy making CD;s for the bagger ride's ,cause I know how much joy there is in riding and tune jammin'.

[txhawg]

Yo, guys, this thread has drifted waaay off topic.

Can we get back to talking about MsT and her petticoat? :241:

[ms_tapestry]

Yo, guys, this thread has drifted waaay off topic.

Can we get back to talking about MsT and her petticoat? :241:And what would y'all like to know about my petticoats?

[phreak]

And what would y'all like to know about my petticoats?

Will you be wearing them in Junction, and do you have to ride side-saddle in them?

[polarbear]

And what would y'all like to know about my petticoats?

Red, black, or white? I'm kinda partial to any color as long as they're shown off a lot.:HaHaHa:



Kenny :polar:

[ms_tapestry]

I have a red one and a black lace petticoat. . .and this lady don't ride side saddle. . . :D

[txhawg]

I'm going to need a magnifying mirror installed.....

[ms_tapestry]

I'm going to need a magnifying mirror installed.....You're assuming you'll be in front of me. . . you might just be behind me. . . :D

[Dinero No Mas]

I'm going to need a magnifying mirror installed.....

Just what are you going to be looking at while thinking of her petticoats?:071:

[ms_tapestry]

Just what are you going to be looking at while thinking of her petticoats?:071:My knees? :D

[Dinero No Mas]

My knees? :D

Oh. I thought it was something of his that would require a magnifying glass.:HaHaHa:

[txhawg]

not the road!!!

I just have visions of her riding down the road with her petticoat flying up :241:

[Dinero No Mas]

Pantaloon Parade.

Bring your beads.

[ms_tapestry]

not the road!!!

I just have visions of her riding down the road with her petticoat flying up :241:Visions huh? :D

Pantaloon Parade.

Bring your beads.I'll add them to the ones I got at ROT. . .:241:

[polarbear]

A biker should always ride with a good supply of beads, you never know what might show up.:HaHaHa: It may be something worthwhile and then again maybe nothing.:071:



Kenny:polar:

[ms_tapestry]

Beads for nothing? Hmmmm. . ..

[Dinero No Mas]

Beads for nothing? Hmmmm. . ..

Nobody said that, did they?

[ms_tapestry]

It may be something worthwhile and then again maybe nothing.:071:



Kenny:polar:

Nobody said that, did they?I think Bear did. . .

[Dinero No Mas]

I think Bear did. . .

You're misinterpreting what he is trying to say. He's from Kansas you know.

[ms_tapestry]

You're misinterpreting what he is trying to say. He's from Kansas you know.
I hear they talk funny up there. . . :241:

[txhawg]

I always thought you get beads for wearing nothing. Or maybe something

What do I know?

[ms_tapestry]

I got my beads for nothing. . .

[Dinero No Mas]

I got my beads for nothing. . .

Not fair.

[N00DLES]

I got my beads for nothing. . .

Not fair.

:241: I GOT BEADS...I GOT BEADS~:Waving:

[Hodawwg]

:241: I GOT BEADS...I GOT BEADS~:Waving:


And the clap.:HaHaHa:

[ms_tapestry]

And the clap.:HaHaHa::tmi:

[Dinero No Mas]

And the clap.:HaHaHa:

No. No.

You don't applaud. You give the beads.

Read the book.

[ms_tapestry]

No. No.

You don't applaud. You give the beads.

Read the book.:071:

[Screamin' Eagle]

And the clap.:HaHaHa:

Daaayuuuuum!!!!!! :woot_jump::woot_jump::woot_jump:

[N00DLES]

:sterb243: I DON'T GET IT~

[txhawg]

:sterb243: I DON'T GET IT~

That's why they make porn

:HaHaHa:

[N00DLES]

That's why they make porn

:HaHaHa:

PORN>>>~ Why did they just say porn? :call:

[Dinero No Mas]

Just a few short years ago and now both phreak and Leadbelly are riding Ultras.

I guess you have to grow up sometime.

[d190]

Just a few short years ago and now both phreak and Leadbelly are riding Ultras.

I guess you have to grow up sometime.

I have seen pics of this phantom called Leadbelly...but he hasn't appeared at any of the places I have been...not sure he is not a TEXAS LEGEND....

[ms_tapestry]

Okay, the GF and I talked it over and we're on for Junction the first week of May. Anybody have an idea as to how many rooms are available at the motel? I'll try and call this weekend for reservations, which days should I reserve? Tonya, do you feel like putting up with me and Kay one night and we'll ride down together?:241: When are you planning on going?

As you can see, we Kansans get a little cornfused about arrangements. Sounds like a lotta fun. Oh, will cold refreshments be served in case of warm weather of which I know nothing about at this time.:HaHaHa:


Thanks for the help.


Kenny :polar:
I was living in Seminole Texas when this visit happened. Bear and Kaye spent the night with me and then we rode down to Junction from there. Bear and Kaye also got to meet the Lamesa Cowboy. Speaking of which, he's getting married. No, not to me. . . :071:

[Dinero No Mas]

I have seen pics of this phantom called Leadbelly...but he hasn't appeared at any of the places I have been...not sure he is not a TEXAS LEGEND....

He patched in and stays very busy with the club when not working. I run into him once in a great while.

[Traveller]

What club?

[Stoney61]

What club?

If my memory's still good, I think he patched into the Boozefighters MC......

[Dinero No Mas]

If my memory's still good, I think he patched into the Boozefighters MC......

Correct.

[Traveller]

One of the oldest MCs around...good for him!